Linux kernel newbies em português

Sunday, mom and dad are at home, arcteryx jackets would like to: mom and dad are going to work at ordinary times, on Sunday to wash his clothes, and cooking for me, too tired, why don't I do for mom and dad can do housework? I thought for a minute, by the way, today is in a mess in the bedroom, I tidy up room!
So, I told mom and dad: "are you very tired every day, today I'll clean up my room, I help you!" Mother said: "do you pick up is not good, or let me help you up." I quickly said: "well do not all want to try it on!"